Dear Empire

I think that letters are good. It's seems to be an effective way of getting someone's attention. Like on the movie White Chicks, when the girls are trying to get into their hotel room and the front desk won't let them. The two girls threaten to write a letter, and as soon as they start to write it, they get what they want (I hope you've seen that movie, otherwise this probably doesn't make sense).

Dear Empire,

I hate you. 

A lot actually.

Love,

Chesca