I recently came to the conclusion that everyone needs to carry a book around. A book? Yes, a book. Work with me people.
There are few things I remember about being little, not sure why. When I was about eight I begged my mom for this book with a baseball mitt and ballerina shoes on it titled All About Me. As you can imagine, eventually I got. And if I were a smart little kid, I would have kept that book and would have updated it regularly. But seeing that I can't even remember being little, I must have been a bit slow.
This is the book we all need to carry around. I don't think every other little kid was as good of a brat as me, so I'm going to assume you didn't have an All About Me book. With that in mind I'm declaring myself the official All About Me Chapter Assigner. So now everyone can make their own book with wonderful chapter titles, organized by me. Chapter 1, as you can imagine, is all about your original birthday. Titled, Original Birthday. Followed by chapter 2, Growing Up Fast: Teeth Toddler and Tantrum. Next you find titles such as The Playground, Freshman Year through Prom, and Hello Legal Adult, and then chapter 21, which is titled Chapter 21.
Chapter 21:
As you can imagine this chapter of my life is quite rambunctious. Haha, just kidding. Most people my age, 21, would celebrate this birthday at a bar. But instead my husband gave me a much needed mini vacation. I drug myself to school that morning, but we'll just pretend I didn't do that. After school, I had lunch at Olive Garden. If you haven't had their chocolate cake thingy yet, you need to get on that. Then, Brett drove me north on Loop 101, not telling me exactly where we were going. Eventually, we reached Scottsdale and I came to the conclusion that I would be enjoying a StayCation. Kind of like vacation, but not va... It was wonderful. And nice resort that came with 100 dollars in food credit. We went to the movies that night walked the mall together and spent some time enjoying each others company. I got a new pair of shoes too. I. LOVE. SHOES. The next morning we attempted to use our 100 dollar food credit by eating a 67 dollar breakfast. Wonderful, followed by swimming and catching some sun. End of Chapter 21.
So, everyone get your books going. I'm expecting to see a wedding chapter out of some of you, maybe a graduation chapter. But get to work. It's late and I'm off.

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