Dear Saturday

Dear Saturday.

We have got some issues that need to be solved.

First, don't be so cold in the morning, this is probably more of a weather issue than a Saturday issue, it makes it nearly impossible to get out of bed when my apartment is somewhere in the 40s. Second, please try to hold all my calls, text messages, and alarms till I am actually out of bed. If you don't, I'll lay in bed for an hour trying to ignore these forms of communication while simultaneously trying to sleep. However, sleep won't come, refer to issue one. Third, I totally expect you to have breakfast ready for me when I do finally get out of bed. Let's face it Saturday, your day is usually pretty busy and I need a good meal to get me though it. Finally, please and have my chores done the day before, it makes my day much more bearable.

Thanks for your time Saturday. I would love it we could come to some sort of solution to these problems, I'll compromise.

Thanks.

Chesca.